Monthly Archives: June 2015

Boobs on a Plane

Today we embark on another first; this year is chock full of them. LincE will join us on an airplane. While I am looking forward to our destination, I am a little nervous about the journey. All things considered, this … Continue reading

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Why I can’t Homeschool

I realize that Linc is several years away from attending formal schooling, but apparently you have to start thinking about it early. In our competitive society, if your child gets into an average kindergarten, the only way they will be … Continue reading

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Checking Off the List

I finally did it everyone. I made the cranberry orange muffins! This major accomplishment only took, what? 3 weeks? 1 down and 4 more to go. By-the-by, I believe the Publisher’s Clearinghouse minivan stopped by my house the other day, … Continue reading

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Mommy Olympics

Olympic athletes toil all their lives in 1 area to compete against other 1 dimensional athletes, but a mommy…she wakes up 1 day and must have many skills in her arsenal ready to go, at a moment’s notice. And what’s … Continue reading

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Date Night

With not much going on Wednesday night, I received a gentleman caller asking for a date. Now, I am a married woman, but he was awfully hard to resist. This dapper dresser arrived wearing a bow tie! When is the … Continue reading

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Parenting Tip of the Week: Don’t Forget the Birth Certificate

As you may have surmised by now, my baby ignorance is pretty high. I have now reached a new floor (I’m considering myself on Floor 3 of this skyscraper); I never applied for LincE’s birth certificate. Now, I probably would … Continue reading

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Midnight Run to the ER

Little LincE Pie is over 7 months old now and I’ve been reminiscing on the early days. One night in particular, a certain new parent rite of passage: racing to the ER in the middle of the night. When our … Continue reading

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